Time to stop kidding around

A beautiful little boy was born in the Jamaican parish of Trelawny earlier this month.

His father, a sports nut to the nth degree, half boasts that as his son comes from the same neck of the woods as star sprinters Usain Bolt and Veronica Campbell-Brown that, "he should be making daddy some serious money by the time he's 18".

His old man would love it if he could run like the wind as Lightning and VCB do; or play cricket at the highest level for the West Indies or Australia; or be a champion golfer, tennis player or swimmer anything to make daddy proud.