In a cinema during a performance one of the audience goes out into the foyer. A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of the row: "Excuse me, was it your foot I stepped on when I was going out a moment ago?" "Yes, but it doesn't really matter. It didn't hurt at all." "Oh no, it isn't that. I only want to make sure that this is my row."

在一家电影院里，一名观众在演出期间走到休息室去了。几分钟后，他回到那排位子，并问坐在首位的那位男士："对不起，请问我刚才出去的时候是踩着你的脚吗？""是的，不过没什么关系，一点也不疼。""噢，不，我不是这个意思。我只是想确认一下这是不是我的那排位子。"

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