A: If your husband has an affair with somebody, what will you do?

B: I will open one eye and close the other.

A: Wow, you are so generous.

B: No, I'm aiming my gun at him.

甲：如果你老公有外遇，你会怎样？

乙：我会睁一只眼，闭一只眼。

甲：哦，你真大方。

乙：不，我是用枪瞄准他。

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