Wife: Darling, how come you can't sleep tonight?

Husband: Oh, tomorrow is the day I should pay the rent.

Wife: Just because of this?! (then turned to phone and called the landlord)

--Hello, I'm calling just to tell you my husband doesn't have money to pay the rent.

(then turned to her husband)

--Now you go to sleep. Let him worry.

妻子：亲爱的，你为什么睡不着？

丈夫：唉，明天又到了交租日了。

妻子：就因为这个？(然后奔向话机打给房东)

--你好，我打电话是要告诉你我老公没有钱交房租。

(然后转向丈夫)

--赶紧睡吧。让房东失眠去吧。

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