Teacher: Pappu, how do you spell "crocodile"?

Pappu: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L.

Teacher: No, that's wrong.

Pappu: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

老师：帕普，鄂鱼怎么拼？

帕普：K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L。

老师：不对。

帕普：也许我拼的不对，但是你问的是我怎么拼。

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