"Why were you speeding, madam?" asked the traffic cop.

"Well, officer," came the reply, "my brakes are bad and I wanted to get home before I had an accident."

"夫人，你为什么要超速行使？"交警问。

"噢，警官，"那位妇女回答说，"我的刹车坏了，我想在出事前赶到家。"

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