2010-12-09 17:14
Smiling sweetly, the Primary School teacher said: "Bobby, when I was a child I was told that if I made an ugly face, it would stay like that."
2010-12-08 16:33
The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?"
2010-12-07 11:20
Husband calls home and the maid answers the phone. He says, "Can I speak to my wife?" She says, "No, she's upstairs with her boyfriend."
2010-12-06 10:53
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up."
2010-11-30 10:31
The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid. The collections manager left a voice-mail for them saying, "We can't ship your new order until you pay for the last one."
2010-11-23 10:05
Surprised but happy, Angi replied, "Why, yes, I certainly am!" She enjoyed a warm feeling throughout the meal; she looked like a teacher, and this made her feel great.
2010-11-22 11:04
"Wait a minute," she said. "I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved! Couldn't you show me the same courtesy?"
2010-11-17 14:27
One day, a teacher was attempting to teach the names of animals to a class of 5-year-olds. She held up a picture of a deer, and asked one boy, "Billy, what is this animal?"
2010-11-12 13:00
An old gentleman was playing a round of golf. Suddenly his ball sliced and landed in a shallow pond. As he was attempting to retrieve the ball he discovered a frog who, to his great surprise, started to speak!
