2009-02-13 09:22
A person went into a restaurant. He ordered coffee and bread. When the waitress gave him the cup of coffee, he started to put in sugar and milk.
2009-02-10 09:49
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.
2009-02-09 09:07
Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."
2009-02-06 09:50
The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness. Once you give somebody a promise, you must carry it out no matter what will happen.
2009-02-04 09:45
One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – If I Am a Manager. All the students began to write except a boy.
2009-02-03 09:55
An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer
2009-01-30 08:56
One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two."
2009-01-22 10:24
Policeman: Why didn''t you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they''d have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
2009-01-21 09:51
"Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don''t think I deserve a zero." "Neither do I. But that''s the lowest grade I''m allowed to give."
