2009-07-31 09:11
She thought about this for awhile and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.
2009-07-27 09:12
Finally, an orphanage contacted them, saying, “We have a baby for adoption. It’s a Russian orphan.” The couple was delighted and went to bring the baby home.
2009-07-21 10:47
A man came home from playing golf, and his wife asked, “How was your golf game?” He said, “I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight has gotten so bad that I couldn’t see where the ball went!”
2009-07-20 10:35
A boy went to buy a 95-cent loaf of bread. He noticed while the clerk was putting the bread into the bag that the loaf was not very big.
