2008-10-21 08:46
A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage.
2008-10-20 09:15
One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bought a mousetrap.
2008-10-15 10:05
My two sisters and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day, after facing too many crisis and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate.
2008-10-13 09:17
One day when women's dresses were on sale at the Far East Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece
2008-10-10 09:17
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want all the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth.
2008-10-08 09:01
One day a ten-year-old child asked his mother, "Mom, what is a synonym?" "What? You even don't know what a synonym is? How foolish you are.
2008-10-03 15:14
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at bar,orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket
2008-09-30 10:13
One day after school the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or her to go home earlier."
2008-09-25 09:06
There was an American couple who had no children, so they wanted to adopt a child. Finally, an orphanage contacted them, saying, "We have a baby for adoption.
2008-09-23 10:42
Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily.
2008-09-19 09:03
One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes． Two men stood outside and looked at the fire．
2008-09-18 08:57
A policeman comes upon a traffic accident. The driver and passenger had been killed. As the policeman look over the crashed car, a small monkey came out and hopped around the crashed car.
