2006-11-16 08:27
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"
2006-11-16 08:26
The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will."
2006-11-13 08:00
At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it.
2006-11-09 08:44
A teacher was always so involved in the text being studied that he never looked up. He would call on a student for translation and explanation, and-without realizing it-he often chose the same student day after day. Out of respect, the student wouldn't point out to him.
2006-11-07 08:00
A frog telephones the Physic Hotline and is told, "You're going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything of you." The frog says: "This is great. Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
2006-11-06 08:00
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"
2006-11-05 08:00
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from hervisit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her.
2006-11-03 08:00
At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it.