2009-04-14 13:07
When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.
2009-04-09 09:00
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
2009-04-02 09:22
An old fellow was snoozing away contentedly when he was startled awake by the doorbell. He staggered off the couch to make his way to the door.
2009-04-01 09:57
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.
2009-03-27 09:09
An elderly man calls his son "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."
2009-03-26 09:21
It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students
2009-03-24 09:30
A middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the restroom.
