2008-11-18 09:13
One evening, she was giving her small daughter her tea before putting her to bed. First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter
2008-11-17 10:06
While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . "Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all I heard.
2008-11-11 09:26
Deciding to do some back-yard landscaping, my father-in-law went to the brickyard to buy quantity of brick. When he asked the salesclerk about the cost
2008-11-06 09:08
The student answered immediately:" The last several minutes of a class is the longest, while the last several minutes of an exam is the shortest."
2008-11-05 10:03
In a traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judgeto answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light.
2008-10-29 09:54
I promised my girlfriend a gold necklace for her birthday, but when the jeweler quoted a price for one we liked, I let out a long, low whistle.
2008-10-27 09:33
An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gate of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake.
2008-10-24 09:19
Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations
2008-10-23 09:04
In Sunday school, the minister was trying to illustrate the word “miracle”. "Boys and girls,suppose I stood on the roof of a ten-story building.
2008-10-22 09:58
At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave her name on it?" the jeweler asked.
