2007-06-05 08:00
Little Alice was heartbroken when her pet canary (1) died, and to soften the blow, her father gave her a cigar box for a coffin and assisted in burying the canary in the back yard.
2007-06-04 08:00
Hurrying my 11-year-old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light where it was prohibited.”Uh-oh,” I said, realizing my mistake. “I just made an illegal turn .”
2007-05-21 08:00
I was a percussion major when I was in university, and during a particular rehearsal of the student orchestra, my section kept getting things worse.
2007-05-09 08:00
A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop and explains her need to the attendant. He thinks for a moment and then says, "I've got just the thing for you madam. I'll just get him."
