2008-04-17 09:30
When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and number of people.
2008-04-09 09:28
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"
2008-04-08 09:59
Joshua Reynolds was a great artist, the art teacher told her students. " With a single stroke of a brush, he could change a smiling face to a frowning one."
2008-03-28 11:06
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director ..., "What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?"
2008-03-25 10:57
The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"
