2008-03-17 10:00
Employee: The stress my boss puts me under is killing me. I have migraines, my blood pressure is going through the roof, I can't sleep at night, I just found out that I have an ulcer, and as long as I stay in this job, the only question is whether I'll have a stroke, or a heart attack."
2008-03-14 09:19
On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves whole heartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days, we headed for home.
2008-03-13 09:08
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him. The boy's hair was yellow and green and orange and purple. He had black makeup around his eyes and was wearing bright, neon coloured clothes.
2008-03-12 09:05
A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
2008-03-07 09:14
A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."
2008-03-05 09:01
Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc.
2008-02-27 09:28
Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow."
2008-02-21 10:15
A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000.