2009-01-14 08:58
Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. "Uh-oh," I said "I just make an illegal turn."
2009-01-12 09:16
"You will be pleased with me today, mother," said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. "I saved on fares. I didn't go to school by bus, I ran all the way after it."
2009-01-09 10:31
A psychiatrist said to his patient, "Mr. Patient, I understand that you have a problem. Your problem is that you always contradict whatever other people say or do, right?"
2009-01-08 10:27
And so the hunting party leader and the hunters became very angry. And one of them said to the guide, very angrily, "I thought you advertised that you were the best guide in New York State."
2009-01-05 09:14
every weekend on Visitor’s Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor George always sat alone in his cell.
2008-12-30 08:59
An elderly woman brought her little child to the dentist. She went into the dentist's room and told him:"Please do your job gently because my child is very frightened.
2008-12-26 10:08
At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults hide at least one dark secret and this makes it very easy to blackmail them merely by saying, "I know the whole truth."
2008-12-25 09:21
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents' house. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers
2008-12-23 09:34
One day, a mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer were driving down the street in the same car when it broke down.
2008-12-22 09:20
There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into a hotel. Then she said to the bellman, "I refuse to take a tiny room like this
2008-12-18 10:06
A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand. "I cant hear out of my left ear," the man told the judge.
2008-12-17 09:23
An employee comes into her manager’s office to take a day off from work. The manager replies:"Let's take a look at what you are asking for.
