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你也不能用

2009-12-04 09:31
She looked up at me with tears in her eyes. "Yes," she wailed, "but you don't work either!"

没有眼镜

2009-12-03 09:32
"Honey," he replied with a grin, "Without my glasses, you still look pretty good too!"

和爸爸一样

2009-12-02 09:08
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!"

为什么要安静

2009-12-01 09:10
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

老兵

2009-11-30 09:23
The reply was, "No, I got it out of my nose. I can't get it off of my hand."

惩罚

2009-11-27 10:14
Sam: Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?

像你一样的丈夫

2009-11-26 09:32
Wife: "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"

谁更好

2009-11-25 09:33
"Well I guess you've got me there. My father says the same thing."

男孩还是女孩

2009-11-24 09:47
Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?

打车

2009-11-23 11:44
After searching in her purse for a while, she said, "Could you please go back 500 meters? I have only seven dollars on me!"

中暑

2009-11-20 09:46
"A brandy!" The man suddenly sits up and exclaims. "Shut up, everybody, and do as the kind lady says!"

正当理由

2009-11-19 09:45
"Yes, but I haven't told him that the war is over."

真相

2009-11-18 14:04
The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

相亲

2009-11-17 09:51
It's no use, my little dog can't read.

幸运

2009-11-16 10:04
"Ah, you're lucky because I recently lost my license. I usually drive a bus."

搭车

2009-11-13 09:41
Driving down a winding country road, a man came upon a youth running hard, three huge dogs snarling at his heels.

节约方法

2009-11-12 09:36
Do you know how much you can save, if you ran after a taxi!!

不是你的苹果

2009-11-11 08:48
Now if you had five apples in your pocket, could I take seven out?

没有耐心

2009-11-10 14:26
You've been watching me for three hours now. Why don't you try yourself?

叫先生

2009-11-09 09:50
Always say “sir” please, when you are speaking to master. It’s more polite.

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